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Hell's afloat in lovers' tears.
-- Dorothy Parker

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
-- Dorothy Parker

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
-- Dorothy Parker

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
-- Dorothy Parker

"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."
-- Dorothy Parker

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
-- Dorothy Parker

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker

"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
-- Dorothy Parker

They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
-- Dorothy Parker ('Fair Weather,' Sunset Gun, 1928)

"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."
-- Dorothy Parker

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with RAISINS in it.
-- Dorothy Parker

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.

-- Dorothy Parker (Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "News Item")

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
-- Dorothy Parker

Auntie Em--Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.
-- Dorothy

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought."
-- Dorothy Leigh Sayers

"Worry is like a rocking chair--it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."
-- Dorothy Galyean